There Are Bad Days And Then There Are Days Like These

These people are definitely having a worse day than you. More


Reality Vs. Expectation

Some days are better than others, is what an optimist would say. Some days are worse than others, is what these people would say. Life can be pretty brutal sometimes, and luckily, we're now in an age where you can document all of the uh-ohs and oh-craps and I-can't-believe-I-just-did-that moments in our lives (and in other people's lives). At least this way, we can laugh about all of the horrible things that happen to us, and then it doesn't sting so bad. You just have to laugh through the pain, you know? Otherwise you'll cry. And you don't want to do that.

Take this optimistic person, for instance. They were so excited about their massive, sugary Dunkin Donuts coffee drink. And then life took hold, shook hard, and let them know who was really boss. Suddenly, their Dunkin Donuts turned more into "Dunkin D'oh-nuts." Am I right?



Well, that idea blew up in his face, didn't it? Can you imagine being covered in a Snuggy-sized amount of chewed up bubble gum? Gross! Although, this guy definitely had it coming. After all, everyone knows what happens when a bubble gum bubble pops…it's never good. His biggest mistake was not putting on a poncho beforehand. If he were really prepared, that popped bubble would have been a cinch to clean up. Just a little tip: Ladies, don't try this at home. You will have to cut off all your hair if there's this much bubble gum in it. 


Spray Tan Drama

This one's for all of the ladies (and fellas!) that have ever gotten a spray tan. You know the drill: You DO NOT go near water or anything that will make you sweat for hours. That's the only way to achieve a flawless, Victoria's Secret-model-esque golden glow. However, there's one thing you can't really control sometimes: your tears.  

Buckle up, lady. Those tears are going to be there for a while. 


Milk Shaker

"Her milkshake brings all the glass to her face. And they're like, all over her face." That's the new Kellis jam everyone's gonna be pumping next year. Inspiration: this gal.


Dinner’s Ready

Customer: "Excuse me, waiter. What the heck is this?"

Waiter: "It's our 'bottomless meat and potatoes'?"


The Plusses And Minuses Of Driving A Fiat

Advantages: Easy to park and has good gas mileage. 

Disadvantages: Looks like pistachio ice cream. Bees will try to eat it. Thus, you won't be able to get back in your car. So you'll just have to abandon it and buy a whole new one.



Because she forgot to add a comma between "cereal" and "guys," it seems like she may have gotten busy with Cap'n Crunch. Hopefully it's just a sunburn. Because Cap'n Crunch is kind of skeezy. 


Fence Angel

Poor guy. He just drove face-first into a fence and his friend is like, "I'll be right there. Let me take a picture first!" What a jerk! But also, he had the right idea. This picture is too perfect. 


Some Terrain Vehicle

"I don't think that's what they meant by taking the car pool lane, Dad."

"You're grounded."


New Take On An Old Classic

It's a PB&JWTHWIT sandwich. 

That stands for, "Peanut Butter and Jesus, What the Hell Was I Thinking?" Sandwich. 


Garbage Day

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the saddest man in the world. What a trash day, am I right?

If you're having a worse day than this poor guy, I'd love to hear it. 


Stress Relief

That sucks. Now this guy has to relieve his stress the old-fashioned way…by taking a deep breath. What did you think I was talking about? Jeez.


On Edge

Fireman: "Hey, bro. Get off that ledge. Your life can't be that bad!"

*guy on the ledge shows the top of this soda can*

Fireman: "Well, damn. I guess go ahead and jump."



Co-worker: "You know what they say… You can't make an omelette without –"

Egg Inspector: "Say one more word and I'll destroy you."


Two Choices

He can jump or wait for someone to put the ladder back up. I choose the latter. Heyo!