“YOU TICKLED ME FOR THE LAST TIME B*TCH!”
HAHA. I like this toy. I’m gonna get one. This is a win, not a fail.
“HAHA OMG I’m like crazy hopped up on Molly right now” – Barbie
Parents: please refrain from purchasing dolls that encourage young impressionable children to use ecstasy, PCP, cocaine or any other popular illicit drugs. We here at DWADS take a strong stand in the war against drugs. JUST SAY NO.
It’s not gay cause they are facing forward and not each other. Probably check out non-dude related erotics stuff. This is a normal thing that all dudes do when they are bored and no one else is around.
A nose job gone wrong. THAT’S the kind of princess we need. A real princess with real problems. Good luck suing the doctor, lady.
This is a good metaphor for ME. On the outside, I’m good looking and appear to be nice, but when you peel back the layers, you find out that I’m a sh*tty person.
“WOAH. I Didn’t know that we were extinct mannn… woah” – Super High Dino (with the voice of LEO from That 70’s show)
Did you know that koalas are basically baked 24/7? Look it up, I’m for real.
Better front than the back is what I say. But yeah, they could have handled this better. The thing about kids is that their innocence will shield them from the hilariousness while Dad attempts to blow hot air into this thing.
Hey Dora, looks like you have explored so much that you discovered DIABETES. Our society has also explored and found a cure
The cure is to LAY OFF THE CHURROS.
Sometimes, you go about your life and nothing too crazy happens and then you die. BUT sometimes you SEE things. Things that change you. Forever.
POO bear has SEEN things. Things that he cannot UNSEE. Still trying to put on a brave face though. Good for you, champ!
HAHA thank god I don’t have kids and hardly know who this character is. But since I don’t live under a rock, I know enough to know that this monstrosity should not have been made.