“Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I’m slippin.”
I mean yes, that’s totally accurate but sort of obvious, no?
“I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly.”
This math is complete bologna. Also this is stupid and doesn’t make any gosh dang sense at all. This is patently stupid and I do not like it at all.
“There’s no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin’ wit ya eyes closed?”
BECAUSE THAT’S HOW PEOPLE SLEEP, YOU SILLY WEIRDO.
“Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum”
Who is the “they”? Are these people your friends? Buddy, you need to get yourself some new friends. This is pure nonsense.
“I’ll go to a Chinese restaurant, b***h, if I wanna eat cats”
Why does Kool G Rap buy into some racist nonsense? ALSO WHY DOES HE SAY HE WOULD EAT CATS?!?!
“Real rappers are hard to find, like a remote…control – rap is out of”
Common is the horse crap yoda of rap, apparently.
“Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is”
I don’t even know what to make of this line other than it is totally accurate and the fact that it’s stated so totally plainly makes this all the more ridiculous.
“Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?”
It’s not like these are some unknowable mysteries of the universe here. I mean, you can literally go to any high school or public library and get this information. I MEAN, COME ON.
“When I was a geisha he was a samurai/Somehow I understood him when he spoke Thai”
COME ON. Samurais and geishas are part of Japanese culture where THEY SPEAK JAPANESE AND NOT THAI I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE NICKI? I MEAN COME ON NOW!
“Y’all go to parties to ice grill/I go to parties to party with nice girls”
THIS DOESN’T EVEN RHYME COME ON MAN. ALSO, MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO PARTY WITH NICE GIRLS.