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28 Worst Lines in Rap

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Do you like raps? Are you a big-time fan of rap music? Do you especially like the lyrical prowess shown by all these rap guys? If you answered yes, yes, and then no, well then buddy, this list is sure to twist your nips.

Here are the 28 worst lines in rap:

1

Jay-Z – IT’S HOT

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“Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth.”

My man, COME ON NOW. Jay-Z is still on the geocentric model. WHAT ABOUT COPERNICUS, Jay-Z????????!?!?!!!!!

2

Prodigy – CLICK CLACK

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“It’s like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a$$ punk.”

Never in my life did I expect one half of Mobb Deep to be quoting jack and the friggin’ beanstalk. Dude can’t even follow a consistent metrical foot. I MEAN COME ON.

3

Mase – CAN’T NOBODY HOLD ME DOWN

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“Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus.”

Mase, THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH MONEY. Also, I hope to sweet bearded Jesus that you’re talking about bills and not small change.

4

Rick Ross – BLK & WHT

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“Trayvon Martin, I’m never missing my target.”

OH MY GOD, RICK ROSS THIS IS DECIDEDLY NOT COOL AT ALL. THIS IS JUST THE LEAST COOL THING IN THE HISTORY OF RICK ROSS.

5

Lil’ Fame – HALF AND HALF

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“First family will gradually lift that a$$ up like gravity.”

Listen, I like M.O.P. as much as the next dude but THIS IS NOT HOW GRAVITY WORKS. Isaac Newton will slap a motherf!$#3&.

6

Master P – DO YOU KNOW

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“If you don’t bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain’t gon even see New Years.”

Master P, you are rich as hell and can most likely afford to procure several calendars for yourself. I would ask that you gain access to a calendar, flip to the month of December, and then assess which comes first, Christmas or New Years’. I MEAN COME ON, MAN.

7

Project Pat – BALLERS

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“I’m hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo.”

WRONG-O, PAL. NOOOOO. Seriously dude, this is incorrect. They eat MARBLES and there’s more than one hippo. If there was only one hippo it would literally be the most boring game ever.

8

Cam’Rom – 5 BOROUGHS

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“Sometime y’all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny.”

On occasion you get involved in criminal activities and most likely get filthy in the process BUT if you have a small derrière, you will probably complain a lot BECAUSE OF COURSE THIS MAKES SENSE.

9

Ice Cube – WE BE CLUBBIN

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“On our way to the Marriott keep ’em very hot/Westside hittin’ hairy cock all night long”

This line makes me laugh so hard. Sure the word cock in West Coast slang can also mean vagina but this line is so filthy that you will get pregnant just reading it. It’s so insane and I cannot stop laughing. This will 100% be on my tombstone.

10

Jay-Z – GLORY

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“You’re a child of destiny/You’re the child of my destiny/You’re my child with the child from Destiny’s Child”

I’m sorry? WHAT? This is both insane and also hints at incest which is TOTALLY NOT COOL.