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25 Terrible Children’s Drawings That Will Make You Rethink Having Children

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Truth

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OMG. THIS KID GETS IT.

Imagine being THIS woke at 7 years old?

This is the life indeed, Susan. Please don’t change ever. For anyone. Just be yourself.

12

The Future

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This is probably where the Cloverfield Franchise originated. Giant aliens eat earth. That’s about it.

This picture sucks and so does JJ Abrams.

13

Mean

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10 bucks says this made someone cry.

YOU’LL SEE JIMMY. ONE DAY YOUR METABOLISM WILL SLOW DOWN TOO AND I’LL BE RIGHT THERE READY TO LAUGH AT YOU.

P.S. I did get a lot of presents.

14

Drunko Mom

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But mommy looks happy. Don’t you want mommy to be happy?

Kids can be so selfish. Plus they don’t even know how delicious wine is yet. What do they know?

15

Therapy

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Dang. This is the kid in the horror movie whose head turns around 360º and there are no pupils in his eyes. It’s just white.

“HOW ARE YOU DOING IN HELL?… HAHAHAHAHA!”

Creepy dude.

16

Sideways Cat

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We only put two phallic symbols in this collection, which is saying a lot ’cause most of what children draw is accidental genitals. These don’t look like cats at all. They are definitely weiners.

17

Happy Easter!

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I think we need to establish when would be a good time to throw something away and start over again. My opinion is that when the neck became 3 times the size it should have been you can just start over. At least Jesus is happy to be there. Probably wants the nightmare to end.

18

Okay…

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HAHAHAHA no. This is lazy.

Kid put on a blindfold and drew some random crap and got a participation trophy. This is what is wrong with the planet.

19

Yum!

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This kid knows that horse meat is delicious and is best when served as fresh as possible. There’s no better way than pulling up a chair with a fork and knife and digging in right away.

Beware of the horse kicking.

20

Sad Poo

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I noticed that this sad Japanese poo is floating. I just googled it and that can be symptomatic of too much fat in your diet. So it’s not just a sad Japenese poo, It’s a sad, FAT, Japanese poo.

Good work, Cindy.