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25 Terrible Children’s Drawings That Will Make You Rethink Having Children

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Everyone thinks that their child is special or talented. Unfortunately, this is never the case. Very rarely do I want to hear stories about your child reading at a 5th-grade level or how they can say all the letters of the alphabet. I can do those things better than your child. One thing that kids are terrible at is drawing. It’s not that hard. Just draw a good picture.

Here are 25 terrible drawings that kids came up with:

1

Lawn Mower?

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It’s a lawnmower GUYS. Quit laughing. It’s not what it looks like. Why does your mind go there? It’s strange that the lady has to reach so high to mow her lawn.

 

2

Stripper Mom

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So this kid drew what appears to be their mom stripping for some very eager fans. However, the perspective is all off and that is actually her SHOVEL and she is shoveling snow and is clearly in high demand. We gotta get into the shoveling business.

3

Undead

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I don’t even know what I am doing tomorrow but this kid’s got it all figured out. I bet his parents let him stay up late to watch zombie movies. Don’t be a bad parent and let your kid watch zombie movies, please.

4

Farts

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I’m more concerned/bothered with how much space was wasted in this picture he draws (I’m assuming a boy drew this.) Farts are an important part of life and actually lead to good health. I just would have filled in that empty space with more farts.

5

Hores

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Making fun of children’s spelling? How low can you go? Much lower than that.

The teacher probably walked by and let this happen so she could snapchat it to her friends. She’s the bad guy here, not us.

6

Hitler

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I’m not sure what’s funnier here, the shape of the head or that it looks like Hitler. Hitler had a dream too, we just don’t like to talk about it, let alone draw pictures celebrating it, Karen…

7

Hooters

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UMMM…. SON, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A PRIVATE ONE ON ONE PARENT TEACHER INTERVIEW TO DISCUSS YOUR GRADES WITH YOUR TEACHER AND HER ENORMOUS CANS.

8

Doughnuts

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This creature is coming in for a hug. PUT SOME PANTS ON FIRST. I CAN SEE YOUR DOUGHNUTS.

9

Hulk VS Kardashians

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HEY. Wait a minute, this kid is on to something. The drawing is terrible and I don’t feel like reading the stupid words, but the concept is one I can get behind.

Both the Hulk and the Kardashians are more monster than people.

10

Kill

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Wow, this dude has been misinformed. The leprechaun people are a kind and noble race fully deserving of life. Remember when they saved middle-earth by destroying the ring of power?