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25 Terrible Children’s Drawings That Will Make You Rethink Having Children

sturgeon - April 16, 2018
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Everyone thinks that their child is special or talented. Unfortunately, this is never the case. Very rarely do I want to hear stories about your child reading at a 5th-grade level or how they can say all the letters of the alphabet. I can do those things better than your child. One thing that kids are terrible at is drawing. It’s not that hard. Just draw a good picture.

Here are 25 terrible drawings that kids came up with:

Lawn Mower?

Credits: complex

It’s a lawnmower GUYS. Quit laughing. It’s not what it looks like. Why does your mind go there? It’s strange that the lady has to reach so high to mow her lawn.

 

Stripper Mom

Credits: complex

So this kid drew what appears to be their mom stripping for some very eager fans. However, the perspective is all off and that is actually her SHOVEL and she is shoveling snow and is clearly in high demand. We gotta get into the shoveling business.

Undead

Credits: complex

I don’t even know what I am doing tomorrow but this kid’s got it all figured out. I bet his parents let him stay up late to watch zombie movies. Don’t be a bad parent and let your kid watch zombie movies, please.

Farts

Credits: pinterest

I’m more concerned/bothered with how much space was wasted in this picture he draws (I’m assuming a boy drew this.) Farts are an important part of life and actually lead to good health. I just would have filled in that empty space with more farts.

Hores

Credits: reddit

Making fun of children’s spelling? How low can you go? Much lower than that.

The teacher probably walked by and let this happen so she could snapchat it to her friends. She’s the bad guy here, not us.

Hitler

Credits: reddit

I’m not sure what’s funnier here, the shape of the head or that it looks like Hitler. Hitler had a dream too, we just don’t like to talk about it, let alone draw pictures celebrating it, Karen…

Hooters

Credits: reddit

UMMM…. SON, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A PRIVATE ONE ON ONE PARENT TEACHER INTERVIEW TO DISCUSS YOUR GRADES WITH YOUR TEACHER AND HER ENORMOUS CANS.

Doughnuts

Credits: reddit

This creature is coming in for a hug. PUT SOME PANTS ON FIRST. I CAN SEE YOUR DOUGHNUTS.

Hulk VS Kardashians

Credits: complex

HEY. Wait a minute, this kid is on to something. The drawing is terrible and I don’t feel like reading the stupid words, but the concept is one I can get behind.

Both the Hulk and the Kardashians are more monster than people.

Kill

Credits: complex

Wow, this dude has been misinformed. The leprechaun people are a kind and noble race fully deserving of life. Remember when they saved middle-earth by destroying the ring of power?

Truth

Credits: complex

OMG. THIS KID GETS IT.

Imagine being THIS woke at 7 years old?

This is the life indeed, Susan. Please don’t change ever. For anyone. Just be yourself.

The Future

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This is probably where the Cloverfield Franchise originated. Giant aliens eat earth. That’s about it.

This picture sucks and so does JJ Abrams.

Mean

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10 bucks says this made someone cry.

YOU’LL SEE JIMMY. ONE DAY YOUR METABOLISM WILL SLOW DOWN TOO AND I’LL BE RIGHT THERE READY TO LAUGH AT YOU.

P.S. I did get a lot of presents.

Drunko Mom

Credits: complex

But mommy looks happy. Don’t you want mommy to be happy?

Kids can be so selfish. Plus they don’t even know how delicious wine is yet. What do they know?

Therapy

Credits: complex

Dang. This is the kid in the horror movie whose head turns around 360º and there are no pupils in his eyes. It’s just white.

“HOW ARE YOU DOING IN HELL?… HAHAHAHAHA!”

Creepy dude.

Sideways Cat

Credits: reddit

We only put two phallic symbols in this collection, which is saying a lot ’cause most of what children draw is accidental genitals. These don’t look like cats at all. They are definitely weiners.

Happy Easter!

Credits: iambetterthanyourkids

I think we need to establish when would be a good time to throw something away and start over again. My opinion is that when the neck became 3 times the size it should have been you can just start over. At least Jesus is happy to be there. Probably wants the nightmare to end.

Okay...

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HAHAHAHA no. This is lazy.

Kid put on a blindfold and drew some random crap and got a participation trophy. This is what is wrong with the planet.

Yum!

Credits: iambetterthanyourkids

This kid knows that horse meat is delicious and is best when served as fresh as possible. There’s no better way than pulling up a chair with a fork and knife and digging in right away.

Beware of the horse kicking.

Sad Poo

Credits: awfuldrawings

I noticed that this sad Japanese poo is floating. I just googled it and that can be symptomatic of too much fat in your diet. So it’s not just a sad Japenese poo, It’s a sad, FAT, Japanese poo.

Good work, Cindy.

Red Crosses

Credits: awfuldrawings

Well it would make sense that your bodies are literally red crosses. But no, we’ll continue polluting ’cause we’re adults and we can do what we want. When you get a car you’ll understand and put up with the smog like the rest of us.

Weird

Credits: awfuldrawings

This is definitely an autopsy. No skin either. Just a skinless body with a happy smile. Also, there are only 6 body parts that you should worry about it.

Wrong. You fail. This picture is bad.

The Truth Hurts

Credits: scarrymommy

I hope mommy really thought about this one. This is what your child thinks of you. You wake up as a featureless ghost and then turn into a lady of the night.

Home Sweet Home

Credits: theuglyvolvo

….maybe after hurricane Katrina?

Look, Vince, I know you’re 6 years old, but you gotta step up your game. No college is going to accept you if they find this nonsense in your permanent file.

Guess?

Credits: unrealitymag

Okay, friends. Try and guess what this is.

Is it a bed? A 2 story building and a lamppost? Take a guess!

No, it’s a Gameboy. Bet you didn’t see that coming, did you?