25 Photos That Seem Normal Until You Look Closely
A picture is worth a thousand words. Sometimes a picture is so bizarre that it takes a thousand words to explain what the fudge is going on.
Frizzy Hair, Don't Care
Geez, it must be humid wherever this nice young lady is – look how frizzy her hair is! OH MY GOD NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NOPE. NOPE NOPE. Not hair… IT’S A FRGGIN’ SPIDER!.
Lady, if this doesn’t give you superpowers then it’s absolutely not worth it.
Finding the perfect suit for a special day is obviously important. It’s for sure important enough that you should probably ask for an opinion or some feedback. Just a word of advice though: if you’re not wearing pants, you may wanna check for mirrors before firing a pic off to your soon-to-be in-laws.
It’s not every day that an optical illusion turns you into a freakish barbie doll. Judging by the knowing smile on her face, she may be in on the joke. But judging by the look on the other woman’s face, she may have just cut a hilarious fart.
There’s something incredible romantic about marrying your kidnapper. Stockholm Syndrome is easily the SEXIEST of all the syndromes.
Next you’ll need to find the wizard and a secret scroll! To be fair, she dated Waldo in college and he just never moved on.
As a dad, there’s something incredibly sweet and tender about having your baby boy graduate kindergarten. Remember it was only yesterday that you were changing his diapers and watching him take his first steps, now look at him, getting so big, about to become the arm wrestling champ of New Hampshire.
I’m not an athlete, nor am I some kind of sports jock. I don’t know much about skating or scoring goals or stick handling or going “top corner” or being on a breakaway or going “line to line” BUT I do know it’s poor form to hurl on your teammates.
Team wins big game, heads back to locker room.
STEVE: “Aww, come on guys, let me just hose off real quick before the team photo.”
PRESTON: “No prob, Steve!”
30 seconds later….
JIM: “GUYS!!!! WE WON!!!! TEAM PHOTO!!!!!!!”
ALL: “HECK YEH!!!!”
STEVE: “Uh… guys… still soapin’ up over here…”
7 Years of Bad Luck
This guy sure has one cute cat. A delightful orange tabby – I wonder if he likes lasagna? How does he feel about Mondays?
Yes, this guy has one cute cat; he also has a second cat, who would like nothing more than to steal your soul and give it to the dark lord, Satan.
Man, there’s something so cute about grown-up stuff shrunk down for cute little kids. I mean look at this little guy and his cute little chair. Also, look at that caboose on Uncle Dimitri in the background over there; homeboy’s been doing some squats!
Stop It Dad
Now here is a man that either loves the holidays and wants everyone to know just how stoked out of his melon he is OR he’s a man that detests all carolers and will stop at nothing to freak them the freak out.
I remember watching David Blaine’s Street Magic and having MY MIND BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS! This girl has crushed David Blaine without even breaking a sweat. She’s got that casual magic. Who needs legs when you can levitate to the mall?
Did you ever watch Toy Story and wonder if that could ever be real? You know, that when you’re not around your toys come to life and lead rich lives of their own…
Well, it’s all true, except instead of toys, its t-shirts.
Now go and burn your closet down…
Doing It Wrong
The only thing that will make an adorable photo of sunflowers even cuter is if we could somehow include an adorable kitty cat doing something adorable…
Cute wild kitties playing in the backyard trying to entice you to go out and play with ‘em, and then you do and it’s great, and they’re soft and fuzzy and amazing, and then you hear a noise behind you and OH NO, OH GOD NO, IT WAS A TRAP!!!! Now you’re blood pulp and flesh ribbons. Shoulda been looking out for mommy hidin’ in the cactus.
New Hairstyle Trend
I will see your man bun and raise you one MAN-BUN.
Hey girls, I wouldn’t be too happy about this whole graduating thing. You’re about to be in a terrible remake of the terrible 2008 horror movie Shudder.
Everyone Does It
I know you’re thinking that this photo is perfectly timed and that the photographer was looking to capture that sexy hair flip thing but really, it’s an off-kilter photo of a woman in a romper picking her wedgie – the hair thing just distracts the eye.
Wow, Susan’s looking great in this photo but then again, so is Chantal, as she beams in from an alternate dimension.
This family is clearly Canadian. I can tell because this is easily the most subtle and polite photobomb I’ve ever seen. Took me forever to find it though.
I Can Lend You a Hand
What a cute family! They look so happy! You’d be forgiven for thinking the dad said something a little cheeky before the photo was snapped. I thought the same thing until I noticed his third hand and then wondered where the fourth could be…
Showing off your new tattoo is an absolute must. How else will the world know what a cool girl rock star you are. You know what usually makes you look like more of a bad-@$$? Wild animals.
In the absence of wild animals, you can always just showcase your dog drinking out of the toilet…
The Way It Should Be
The fastest way to ruin a Christmas card photo is to have it feature the way you discipline your children. Someone may wanna call child services.
Not to be outdone by the rest of his litter, Doggie Howser was determined to get his PhD before he turned 4. Regardless, he knew he was a very good boy.
What Do Owls Tastes Like?
Why are owls still a thing? Why do we let them be? They are huge jerks that fly into your yard and kill your dog. Anyways, there’s a cute one hiding in this pic.
I wonder what owl tastes like?